Alice Longbottom

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Nothing puts the kink in a good snog like being caught by a teacher, I used to think.

But now I've found something worse.

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It's only the fourteenth, and I'm sick to death of Christmas music already. Someone ought to write some new songs that aren't completely wretched.

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Frank, which of your plants is small, with little yellow buds, and tastes very good to small dogs? I'll give you one guess why I'm asking.

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Stubby Boardman does still have it, doesn't he?

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My husband wants a horse and a lance. I'm torn between seeing this as a horrible idea, and thinking he'd look very dashing on a white horse.

I feel like baking something. Since that usually ends badly, one of those handsome Longbottoms I live with should distract me. Neville, how do you fancy me skipping off work and take a half day at the beach tomorrow? One of your mates invited us. I promise not to be embarrassing. Well, I promise to TRY not to be.

Frank, you can't come. It's mother-son bonding time. Unless you really want to, and you come up with a good compliment of the day, then you're invited.

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Frank, your mother said something about coming by this week, I think. You should probably buy me a bottle of that wine I like before that.

Now aren't these things handy when you're running off your feet and can't find an owl?

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( When they finally come to destroy the earth they’ll have to go through you first, and I bet they wont be expecting that. )